You never wear lipstick! You look super cute!EVERYONE COME LOOK AT HOW PRETTY MY COUSIN IS!
fucking destroy the idea that teenage girls fake their sexualities and are only queer for attention
The three stages of doing homework
do action movies know they can have more than one female character
Someone should make an action movie with all girls except for one guy and have no explanation or mention of it in the movie and then pay all of the actors to act surprised like they’d never noticed when they get the inevitable storm of questions.
This one male must have a shower scene, be saved by the protagonist at least once, and fall in love with a lead female.
Honest Marvel logos... I had to. xx
what the tell happened?
The sass is strong in Disney.
The truly magical moments of Disney.
"She’s just a supporting character!" Your spine’s just a supporting structure, wanna see how well you do when it’s ripped out?
why dont these words rhyme
but for some god forsaken reason pony and bologna do
reading a foreign language: yeah
writing in a foreign language: ok
listening to a foreign language: wait
speaking in a foreign language: fuck
its really hard being a Hindu, because i wanna taste beef but i can’t because of religion. damn.
mY SKIN IS WHITE???
I’M NOT INDIAN???? I’VE NOT BEEN A HINDU FOR 16 YEARS BECAUSE MY PARENTS ARE ALSO HINDUS??
cAN I FINALLY STOP WORSHIPPING COWS?!?!?!!