By Daniel Farò
Jim Kirk reacting to insults.
#oh god this is actually really painful though? #because kirk #especially towards the beginning #has this attitude and you would expect him to be the kind of person who eats someone alive when they insult them #and literally just burns everything to the ground #but for his cockiness and snark he’s such a good person at heart #that he can’t even come up with legitimate return fire when someone insults him #it’s just these helpless little quips that you would expect from a little kid #he doesn’t have the venom in him #doesn’t have the genuine malignancy or malice #to offer anything more potent than ‘cupcake’ #aos jim kirk actual puppy dog (via sulupoo ofc)
the only domestic instinct my parents have managed to pass on to me is the tendency to hoard multiple plastic bags in another plastic bags despite the fact that I will probably never need this many plastic bags in my adult life
Buy Bo Burnham’s “Egghead” poetry book or you will regret your entire life probably.
Someone buy me this book.
do you ever just start thinking about sex and zone out for a couple of seconds and stare into space and then you come back and you’re like ah shit i hope no one realised i was thinking about sex just now
#disappointed glare at my boner for giving everything away
LEGIT THE BEST POST I HAVE EVER SEEN.
I literally just reblogged this two times in a row. No fucks given. This is the greatest post on tumblr.
Fake Geek Girls (x)
Cause i cant help falling in love with you
IS THIS A PAINTING OR A PHOTO
this is a photo of a painting
ik i said that cause its so amazing it could be a photo
i can’t hang out tomorrow i’m too busy doing nothing alone sorry
there are two sides to jensen ackles
theres the male model with fanfiction green eyes:
and then theres:
and damn it i love them both
Apparently if you saw yourself in person, you wouldn’t recognise yourself
So my biggest question is, WHAT THE FUCK do I look like
And do I look hot
w e ’ r e
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